How many cupcakes would it take to stop a brown bear from attacking you?
Let’s say there’s a bear 100 feet away from you and all you have is a barrel of unlimited berry flavored cupcakes. How many cupcakes would it take to placate the bear long enough for you to get away or for the bear to fall over in a sugar coma.
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None, if you throw it at the bear, the bear will likely not turn around to eat it, instead, it will stand it’s ground or attack.
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Only one if you threw it very very hard.
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